Annoying things to do on an elevator:
- Stand silent and motion less in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
- Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you admiral.
- "Meow" occasionally.
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror: "You're one of them!" and back away slowly.
- Say "Ding" at each floor.
- Make explosion noises when someone presses a button.
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and the announce to the person "This is my personal space."
- When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
- Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
- Call out a "group hug" then enforce it.
Hope you enjoyed those as much as I did when I first heard them. -Lynn :)